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onestar Status: Member Location: Somewhere Country: United States Gender: Male Age: 40 Type of artist: The Unofficial Goofball of SA.n Registered: Feb 12, 2007

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Men's shirttails: Tucked in or hanging out?

(Vote 1) Tuck 'em in!
(Vote 2) Leave 'em out!
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My friend Rene says I'm an artist. I find that very hard to believe. Tell me...do you think I'm an artist?

(Vote 1) You knew there had to be an "other" answer...here t'is.
(Vote 2) You? You're a no talent hack who wouldn't know art if it spanked yer butt
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Would you consider buying a poster/print of one of my fractals?

(Vote 1) Yes. Let me give you my money. I must own a piece of you, even if it's just your work.
(Vote 2) I would if I could, but since I'm broke...
(Vote 3) They're fine for wallpaper, but I wouldn't buy one.
(Vote 4) What are you, insane? Why would I spend money on you?
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In the upcoming election, which candidate do you prefer?

(Vote 1) Boobies!
(Vote 2) Boobies!
(Vote 3) Boobies!
(Vote 4) Boobies!
(Vote 5) Boobies!
(Vote 6) Boobies!
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Did you join The Happy Hump Day Group here at Storm-Artists?

(Vote 1) Yep, Sure did. I'm there.
(Vote 2) Nah. I'm not a joiner.
(Vote 3) I'm undecided right now. Why should I join?
(Vote 4) What the hell are you talking about now?
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Should I bring back the Happy Hump Day Club?

(Vote 1) Yes!
(Vote 2) No.
(Vote 3) I don't care/have no opinion
(Vote 4) What are you talking about?
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Where, oh where, has the Oniepoll gone?

(Vote 1) What's an Oniepoll?
(Vote 2) Nowhere. It's right here.
(Vote 3) Dude! Zip your fly!
(Vote 4) Who cares?
(Vote 5) Blame shrinkage
(Vote 6) Wherever Onie's mind went.
(Vote 7) I found it on eBay.
(Vote 8) Just wait until I get my hands on it...
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First thing in the morning, what's your media of choice?

(Vote 1) Turn on the TV and let it numb my brain
(Vote 2) Turn on the radio and find a good talk show.
(Vote 3) Turn on the radio for some good music.
(Vote 4) Turn on the radio and find a balance of music and talk.
(Vote 5) Don't speak to me. I don't do morning.
(Vote 6) Peace, quiet, solitude work for me.
(Vote 7) I don't do morning. Leave me alone.
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There's a song that's been stuck in my head a lot lately ([i]Long Black Veil[/i] by [b]The Band[/b].) Do you have any songs stuck in your head?

(Vote 1) Yeah, Onie. It's...
(Vote 2) Oh, occasionally, but not long enough worth mentioning.
(Vote 3) Songs don't get stuck. I just hit the eject button.
(Vote 4) Nope. I don't listen to enough music to get something stuck.
(Vote 5) I'm deaf, you insensitive prick.
(Vote 6) This is the "OTHER" option that so many of you feel compelled to use.
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Last month was an unofficial boycott of the RIAA. Did you participate, and now that we're into April, did you go out and buy any CDs?

(Vote 1) Yes, I didn't give those greedy sons-of-a-gun any money last month, and I haven't bought any CDs yet this month
(Vote 2) Yes, I supported the boycott, but I am weak. I've already caved and supported their stranglehold on creativity
(Vote 3) Feh. I didn't care about any silly boycott, and I bought all the CDs I wanted!
(Vote 4) Your silly little boycott was useless, but I haven't bought any CDs recently anyway.
(Vote 5) What are you talking about? Boycott? CDs? What is this. the 20th Century?
(Vote 6) This poll bores me. I'll respond when there's talk of pillows and boobies.
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Randomocity

(Vote 1) I'd ask how the marmoset got in there, but I don't really want to know, do I?
(Vote 2) That'll cost you about twice as much as the half-off one.
(Vote 3) Wait. What did you say about my uvula?
(Vote 4) Whatever is in there, it's...vibrating.
(Vote 5) I tried that, last night, but it just smelled too fishy
(Vote 6) Sure that was a raisin and not a rat turd?
(Vote 7) It's a mixture: Red wine, Red Bull and red meat
(Vote 8) There's puss oozing out of there...
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Do you want to see what's on the other side of the pillow?

(Vote 1) You betcha believe it!
(Vote 2) That's something I can live without seeing...
(Vote 3) What are you talking about?
(Vote 4) Boobies!
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How big is...your MP3 player?

(Vote 1) Under 1GB
(Vote 2) 1 to 4GB
(Vote 3) 4 to 8GB
(Vote 4) 8 to 20GB
(Vote 5) 20GB or higher
(Vote 6) I don't have a MP3 player, you insensitive prick.
(Vote 7) What's a MP3?
(Vote 8) God knows if I don't include "other", people complain...
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Can a nice guy be too nice?

(Vote 1) Yes. Nice guys go overboard and it makes me wanna puke
(Vote 2) Sometimes. There are times it's all right, and times it's not
(Vote 3) A nice guy can never be too nice.
(Vote 4) There are no "nice guys" left in this world anymore.
(Vote 5) I'm not sure, and here's why..
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Do you watch scraps?

(Vote 1) Yes
(Vote 2) No
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Now that you've seen it, which pillow pic did you prefer?

(Vote 1) I like the new and improved one, even with the missing right hand.
(Vote 2) Nothing beats the classics! We want man-flesh here at SA.n!
(Vote 3) The thought of Onie's pillow makes my stomach turn.
(Vote 4) I'm indiffrent to the whole pillow thing. Where's the boobies?
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Should I post the pillow here?

(Vote 1) Yes, God, Yes!
(Vote 2) NOOOOOOO!
(Vote 3) What is this "pillow" you speak of?
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Okay, what should my first poll be about here at SA.N?

(Vote 1) Boobies!
(Vote 2) How long before we see The Pillow?
(Vote 3) Some random form of insanity only you can devise
(Vote 4) Something to drive Sterling crazy.
(Vote 5) What'cha gonna listen to next?
(Vote 6) Damnit, man, I said BOOBIES!
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